tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70111181865562035482024-02-19T17:51:47.369+11:00Mr Bagel HumorUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-8553414192028062562008-01-11T02:40:00.000+11:002008-01-11T02:46:24.360+11:00Mr Bagel is Back<div align="center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-Mz-V0qwPahLUlK7OWXCI_9elGbc0dq0-rALzaOQsCLB9fee3dTiRs2_OwjFHBlN4pgnFqcbGkz4aB7aKARPrHJZlzhMxpDh2WQ01AGmwLdwFoDu8j_Y7maLuwOp2ox8a0-AHarzLjdw/s1600-h/Mr-Bagel's-Back.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-Mz-V0qwPahLUlK7OWXCI_9elGbc0dq0-rALzaOQsCLB9fee3dTiRs2_OwjFHBlN4pgnFqcbGkz4aB7aKARPrHJZlzhMxpDh2WQ01AGmwLdwFoDu8j_Y7maLuwOp2ox8a0-AHarzLjdw/s400/Mr-Bagel's-Back.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153866170063380338" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div align="left">Yes its true, despite a spectacular absence of blogging for over two months, Mr Bagel has returned.<br />Mr Bagel has been 'moving' from a remote country location to a more civilised part of Australia.<br /><br /></div><span id="fullpost"><div align="left">Moving has required Mr Bagel to do five seperate trips of over 2,000kms each, despite selling what we thought was almost all of our worldly possesions, we still had to do five trips to move our 'personal belongings'. Which raises one very valid point, how personal can 5 trailers worth of belongings be? Do you think Mr Bagel might just be a horder? mmm?<br /><br />Anyway after selling all our furniture we have been rushing around buying beds and fridges and lounges and just about everything else required to life a civilised life. Now that Mr Bagel has moved to civilisation he has decided to stop talking to the soccer ball with a wig. (Tom Hanks.)<br /><br />We've only been in town a week but, living where there are shops, and services is such a refreshing break from living hours away from the most basic shopping. Its taking some adjustment, I generally spoke to about 3 peaople a month where I lived, now I see hundreds a day.</div><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr Bagel:</span> Thank you to all the well wishers and the emails I received<br /></span></div><br /><br /><div align="left"><img alt="Thanks" src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/bagelblogger/Mr%20Bagels/hat-tip-bagel-technorati.gif" align="left" border="0" height="71" width="75" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Fresh: </em><a href="http://mrbagel.blogspot.com/">Bagelblogger</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Mr%20Bagel%20is%20Back" target="_blank">Mr Bagel is Back</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20returns" target="_blank">Mr Bagel returns</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/return%20of%20%20Mr%20Bagel" target="_blank">return of Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Aussie%20Bagel">Aussie Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20video">Mr Bagel video</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20cartoons">Mr Bagel cartoons</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Photos">Mr Bagel Photos</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Radio">Mr Bagel Radio</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Music">Mr Bagel Music</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/a%20New%20York%20Bagel">a New York Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bodgey%20Bagel">Bodgey Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel%20Lounge">Bagel Lounge</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20News">Mr Bagel News</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Daily%20Bagel">Daily Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Humor">Mr Bagel Humor</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Funny">Mr Bagel Funny</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Weird">Mr Bagel Weird</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-7316848242127296792007-09-26T14:07:00.000+10:002007-10-04T14:18:20.207+10:00Never can be too careful...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsJ0MNaYLe9og3yOdaxCJ2ERNdmMZ_sciOqw6-kHBzql4DvuLsna-Ob3sEqWbM029Z0LJmhL3CzE6ICowpJXCEf678bRbesBk0JPmZdizmCNntij5_DrEa5x1X3HoG2wDs0LI3qBkVr-4K/s1600-h/etrogarmoredtruck400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsJ0MNaYLe9og3yOdaxCJ2ERNdmMZ_sciOqw6-kHBzql4DvuLsna-Ob3sEqWbM029Z0LJmhL3CzE6ICowpJXCEf678bRbesBk0JPmZdizmCNntij5_DrEa5x1X3HoG2wDs0LI3qBkVr-4K/s400/etrogarmoredtruck400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117329059658088674" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Not taking any chances?<br /><br /><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;">Wikipedia: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Species">Four Species</a></span><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://www.mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_E8BAHzpBxe0CiiGvGxc3Xo4GuwuqsmEbwNVP-osInYYPTZ2QGWtU3oukl-o5iBFgSA6UHS_J1x1XE-hXasMrGaO3GeApYAQAuAKvCCUW84WocSvhQMLY2uZEwe6RNDvSgih6JRVH-J8/s320/Humor.gif" align="left" border="0" height="50" width="50" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Funny: </em></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/">Mr Bagel Humor</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Etrog" target="_blank">Etrog</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Sukkot%20humor" target="_blank">Sukkot humor</a> *<a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny+Bagel+Photo" target="_blank">Funny Bagel Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny" target="_blank">Funny</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Laugh" target="_blank">Laugh</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Photo" target="_blank">Funny Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Story" target="_blank">Funny Story</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Humor" target="_blank">Mr Bagel Humor</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/BagelBlogger">BagelBlogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel+Blogger">Bagel Blogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></span></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-51765639026661170012007-09-23T17:37:00.000+10:002007-09-23T17:46:28.032+10:00Redneck Bagel<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjulaSJh3qbhAUVumm01uzUjc88YEQqiCV739aL0ddlWNNnzco5HZ6m3j_JvpZgz-HLW8jDSIgfyjs-evJTHcBo2_1ZhyphenhyphenbMn2wwxGBBhGbqnz6o9iTe95mDOgqDNRwuKhk8Z-fqBYMf9Yf5/s1600-h/redneckbagel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjulaSJh3qbhAUVumm01uzUjc88YEQqiCV739aL0ddlWNNnzco5HZ6m3j_JvpZgz-HLW8jDSIgfyjs-evJTHcBo2_1ZhyphenhyphenbMn2wwxGBBhGbqnz6o9iTe95mDOgqDNRwuKhk8Z-fqBYMf9Yf5/s400/redneckbagel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113301123363782162" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Cant afford your own Bagel? Don't ya worry, you can get ya own for nuthin.</div><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://www.mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_E8BAHzpBxe0CiiGvGxc3Xo4GuwuqsmEbwNVP-osInYYPTZ2QGWtU3oukl-o5iBFgSA6UHS_J1x1XE-hXasMrGaO3GeApYAQAuAKvCCUW84WocSvhQMLY2uZEwe6RNDvSgih6JRVH-J8/s320/Humor.gif" align="left" border="0" height="50" width="50" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Funny: </em></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/">Mr Bagel Humor</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny+Bagel+Photo" target="_blank">Funny Bagel Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny" target="_blank">Funny</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Laugh" target="_blank">Laugh</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Photo" target="_blank">Funny Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Story" target="_blank">Funny Story</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Humor" target="_blank">Mr Bagel Humor</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/BagelBlogger">BagelBlogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel+Blogger">Bagel Blogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></span></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-25442112758868046812007-09-08T23:51:00.000+10:002007-09-08T23:54:07.150+10:00Secret Message found in New Osama Bin Laden Video<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMp5ImAIYoCytYgLmwgg5UVH7PULQ8J5HEGSwwAaKJrPfPQo9p5mGMWQH5CLTiji9LAGJhgd-EC9DnVHsxAyG0MEQ8Ta6LqLO7ArO3YOK2uN4ORnGMsIdvDgSlERLcgC53tJbGuufsy_NQ/s1600-h/osama-just-for-men266.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMp5ImAIYoCytYgLmwgg5UVH7PULQ8J5HEGSwwAaKJrPfPQo9p5mGMWQH5CLTiji9LAGJhgd-EC9DnVHsxAyG0MEQ8Ta6LqLO7ArO3YOK2uN4ORnGMsIdvDgSlERLcgC53tJbGuufsy_NQ/s400/osama-just-for-men266.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107828073927555730" border="0" /></a><br />[AAAP] CIA investigators have uncovered a secret message in the new Osama Bin Laden video.<br /><br />Reports are coming in that it is actually an incredibly fast spreading viral Advertising campaign to sell Just for Men hair Products.<br /><br />Stayed turned for more updates!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">[Satire]</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Picture credit <a href="http://mrbagel.blogspot.com/">Mr Bagel</a><br />[please credit]</span><br /><span id="fullpost"><br /><div align="left"><img alt="Thanks" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_E8BAHzpBxe0CiiGvGxc3Xo4GuwuqsmEbwNVP-osInYYPTZ2QGWtU3oukl-o5iBFgSA6UHS_J1x1XE-hXasMrGaO3GeApYAQAuAKvCCUW84WocSvhQMLY2uZEwe6RNDvSgih6JRVH-J8/s320/Humor.gif" align="left" border="0" height="50" width="50" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Fresh </em><a href="http://mrbagel.blogspot.com/">Bagelblogger</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Osama%20Bin%20Laden" target="_blank">Osama Bin Laden</a>* <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Osama%20Video" target="_blank">Osama Video</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Just%20for%20Men" target="_blank">Just for Men</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Osama%20Secret%20message" target="_blank">Osama Secret message</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Al%20Qaeda" target="_blank">Al Qaeda</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Viral%20ad%20campaign" target="_blank">Viral ad campaign</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Beard%20Dyed" target="_blank">Beard Dyed</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/BagelBlogger">BagelBlogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel+Blogger">Bagel Blogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></div><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-85331323676649026882007-09-08T22:01:00.000+10:002007-09-08T22:08:03.056+10:00A Sign that will make you Stop<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfP3CPvmaoMTwLgRiZgRmH_MDfiGctRVWaQHkqLzasKrBt2ljY9rpZPnmLcrtlabNrC03VPJC8TUTWqvaVBXjOmL6EiMlbDYRbXITpKrMykblN6dmN8-qGdrmwK5QH8JiSPtGDsUrqMhT9/s1600-h/Stop+Sign.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfP3CPvmaoMTwLgRiZgRmH_MDfiGctRVWaQHkqLzasKrBt2ljY9rpZPnmLcrtlabNrC03VPJC8TUTWqvaVBXjOmL6EiMlbDYRbXITpKrMykblN6dmN8-qGdrmwK5QH8JiSPtGDsUrqMhT9/s400/Stop+Sign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107802566116784754" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">What can you say?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">That wasn't a stop sign officer it was a Sotp sign...</span><br /></div><span class="fullpost"><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://www.mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_E8BAHzpBxe0CiiGvGxc3Xo4GuwuqsmEbwNVP-osInYYPTZ2QGWtU3oukl-o5iBFgSA6UHS_J1x1XE-hXasMrGaO3GeApYAQAuAKvCCUW84WocSvhQMLY2uZEwe6RNDvSgih6JRVH-J8/s320/Humor.gif" align="left" border="0" height="50" width="50" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Funny: </em></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/">Mr Bagel Humor</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny" target="_blank">Funny</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Laugh" target="_blank">Laugh</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Photo" target="_blank">Funny Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Story" target="_blank">Funny Story</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Humor" target="_blank">Mr Bagel Humor</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/BagelBlogger">BagelBlogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel+Blogger">Bagel Blogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></span></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-77407085465298933142007-09-08T18:52:00.000+10:002007-09-08T22:00:08.683+10:00When Hell Freezes over...<div align="center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT40F1TqtQndbApAJE9MsXO5s6pC0hvXQppYSRIRKfhWVeDqOHnl6bEz0XFjUnOGXucfC_nbKZF0ep960cp0ed0pWWKgQg760rIGJkhDoqWGRJztHX9Z1R67EqNLQaID9jDtqFSqSsujIQ/s1600-h/hell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 165px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT40F1TqtQndbApAJE9MsXO5s6pC0hvXQppYSRIRKfhWVeDqOHnl6bEz0XFjUnOGXucfC_nbKZF0ep960cp0ed0pWWKgQg760rIGJkhDoqWGRJztHX9Z1R67EqNLQaID9jDtqFSqSsujIQ/s400/hell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107754733066009186" border="0" /></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center">OK so now what you going to do?</div><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><div align="left"><a href="http://www.mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_E8BAHzpBxe0CiiGvGxc3Xo4GuwuqsmEbwNVP-osInYYPTZ2QGWtU3oukl-o5iBFgSA6UHS_J1x1XE-hXasMrGaO3GeApYAQAuAKvCCUW84WocSvhQMLY2uZEwe6RNDvSgih6JRVH-J8/s320/Humor.gif" align="left" border="0" height="50" width="50" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Always Funny: </em></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://mrbagelhumor.blogspot.com/">Mr Bagel Humor</a><br />: <a href="http://technorati.com/tags/Funny" target="_blank">Funny</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Laugh" target="_blank">Laugh</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Photo" target="_blank">Funny Photo</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny%20Story" target="_blank">Funny Story</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr%20Bagel%20Humor" target="_blank">Mr Bagel Humor</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jewish">Jewish</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mr+Bagel">Mr Bagel</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/BagelBlogger">BagelBlogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Bagel+Blogger">Bagel Blogger</a> * <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jew">Jew</a></span></span></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7011118186556203548.post-37613225740579326092007-09-07T08:52:00.000+10:002007-09-08T15:00:45.022+10:00The Dangers of eating too Much Horny Goat Weed<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZIA_KtIagGLAr3R0-959L699XYrg8PXwMRaowSLew2MdBtFuyF3zfWZCdswPhudGY1LY7iPmteKxaMwl5HPZHdcV55vGlNaocinX_lvTLH0vaTQuFtJI_GcYQ_hdvyejFp05d5Pkclv9h/s1600-h/6hornedgoat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZIA_KtIagGLAr3R0-959L699XYrg8PXwMRaowSLew2MdBtFuyF3zfWZCdswPhudGY1LY7iPmteKxaMwl5HPZHdcV55vGlNaocinX_lvTLH0vaTQuFtJI_GcYQ_hdvyejFp05d5Pkclv9h/s320/6hornedgoat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107692365845903810" border="0" /></a><br />Seems the new fad of trendy urbanites to take Horny Goat Weed to improve their libido has potential side effects. From Mongolia comes this report:<br /><blockquote>"<span style="font-size: 10pt;font-size:78%;" >A goat with six horn stands in the herd of goats at a farm in Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region August 28, 2007. The owner said the goat began to grow six horns shortly after its birth. Experts said it is fairly rare to see six-horned goats."</span></blockquote><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mr Bagel:</span> Where do they find these experts capable of such profound observations???</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-size:78%;" >Picture Credit:<br /><a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2007-08/28/content_6062455_2.htm">The China Daily</a></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0